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It’s Irony, Ironic or Ironical that . .

December 20, 2012
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It’s Irony, Ironic or Ironical that . .

when the RDOS flies in the face of your Regional Growth Strategy . . with much mock mortification, your Town elected cackle like hens – yet – act as ostriches in sand when they bastardize your Official Community Plan, miming mute as moles . . without Vaseline your Town elected shoved “Smart” Water Meters...

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Politicos Pee in Pool & Pooh-Pooh Pool Protection Project

November 22, 2012
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Politicos Pee in Pool & Pooh-Pooh Pool Protection Project

Oliver’s population number seems stagnant because . . . . . Oliver Politicos fear RCM Police costs cutting into their bailiwick sufficiently to proactively prevent progress predetermined to propagate population. The current “I Wannabe Mayor Again” a.k.a. the “Rural Director’s Alter Ego” is on record for perpetuating, ad infinitum & ad nauseam, “Policing Costs” as...

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Sunshine Café’s Solicitous Single Sentence Stress Solution

November 11, 2012
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Sunshine Café’s Solicitous Single Sentence Stress Solution

Immersing in nature via robust & leisurely walks in parks, via breathing right, by stopping to smell the roses and by sharing only good grub, good grog and good gossip one spurs self-control which fortifies one’s foundation for setting realistic goals that support sensational sleep which slows negative reactions and sweeps stress from yourself,...

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Lest We Forget

November 3, 2012
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Lest We Forget

Lest We Forget, the refrain phrase from Rudyard Kipling’s poem “Recessional” became popular as a warning against the perils of exaggerated self-pride and the inevitable decline of imposing power. Lest We Forget, the (3) sure ways to “get elected” & re-elected as Civic Mayor are: (1) Acclamation (2) Over promising & Over stating (3)...

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Force Fed Fish Farm Feces Flow Far & Fast

October 23, 2012
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Force Fed Fish Farm Feces Flow Far & Fast

As sure as pipelines will continue leak, oil tankers will continue to spill and politicians will continue to lie – prisons & fish farms will continue to have escapes. Are Desert Flora & Fauna Forced to Flourish in Canada’s Arctic and/or Arctic Fish Farming in Canada’s Pocket Desert natural or unnatural acts? Unnatural acts...

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Camels Without Toes Are Like Castles Built on Sand

October 18, 2012
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Camels Without Toes Are Like Castles Built on Sand

Inside Oliver Town boundaries our Fatal Fairview Freeway has suffered more fatalities and continues to sustain less speed enforcement than all the other ridiculously renamed and renumbered roadways combined. 169 Desert Sand Hill Homes + Commercial Component x 2 cars per home = 1 more vehicle accessing & exiting our speedway between 7-9a.m. &...

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Running with Lemmings

October 11, 2012
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Running with Lemmings

Every year in Canada’s True North Strong and Free at an undetermined and unannounced time the vast majority of Lost Lemmings run mindlessly toward an abyss.  In Canada’s only True Desert lies Canada’s Wine Capital where every third year at a predetermined and much announced time, the vast majority run mindlessly from exercising their Civic...

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An Oliver Chronicle of Oliver Ironical Headlines of Communication

September 30, 2012
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An Oliver Chronicle of Oliver Ironical Headlines of Communication

A Liberal Ode To The Liberal Party Mode Baton Patton Picks A Predictable Pack Of Planners (APC) Big Brother Bennest – Judge, Jury & Jailor? By By-law Oliver Outlaws The Dog Days Of Summer Constructed And Crushed Without Permit Council Captivated By Cornerstone Visionary Terminal Plan Despite The Spite And Might Centennial Park Lives...

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Smart Water Meters Smart Hydro Meters Dumb Parking Meters

September 26, 2012
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Smart Water Meters Smart Hydro Meters Dumb Parking Meters

That Oliver’s Smart Water Meters and the about to be installed Smart Hydro Meters broadcast data in the same, some say same harmful manner, was never in dispute. In dispute was the fact that the fear of an informed Oliver public enjoining the Provincial Smart Hydro Meter Moratorium would delay their cash-cow’s cash-flow causing...

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of Men with Vine and Wine

September 11, 2012
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of Men with Vine and Wine

 The telling of this tragedy has naught to do with blame – but keeping secret this here tale would be a doggone shame. This tale proves plans of vice and men with vine and wine without accountability, will bring about such crime.   It is not a revelation and it has long been understood –...

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