Contributions

Meticulous Mannequin-Suits Make Mousy Men Mighty, Maybe

July 8, 2012
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Meticulous Mannequin-Suits Make Mousy Men Mighty, Maybe

According to the mayor, for Oliver and its Rural District’s mute motorists, the long and winding, rough and bumpy Fairview White Lake Road is an unpleasant and noisy ride. The mayor also states that, given the same conditions, Naramata’s vociferous motorists would have screamed at their elected loud enough to receive immediate rectification.  Commenting...

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Oliver’s Visionary Feasibility Studies, Strategies And Reviews

June 30, 2012
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Oliver’s Visionary Feasibility Studies, Strategies And Reviews

Oliver Chronicle Editor: If you only had so much money, would you direct it towards battered-women in need of shelter or a cultural exchange trip? Desert Sun Executive Director: Do Oliver taxpayers want to support Oliver’s most vulnerable or do they want more municipal services and infrastructure? Oliver Mayor, Council, District Director and their...

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Public Pays Patton’s Pricey Price

June 28, 2012
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Public Pays Patton’s Pricey Price

Last year’s R.D.O.S. 3rd place premier personal pay-producing Director was Oliver’s own Rural Director.   Oliver’s Rural Director also achieved 1st place in the biggest expense account category.  Oliver Ironical congratulates and wishes him nothing but success with his political G.M.O. posturing. Is it ironical that by exercising their democratic right Oliver’s Rural ballot casters became...

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By By-law Oliver Outlaws The Dog Days Of Summer

June 3, 2012
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By By-law Oliver Outlaws The Dog Days Of Summer

 The Ironical Newshound noses an odiferous dogmatic dog-by-law. Does her smelling another doggone by-law make one ask, does our dog eat dog world smell because it’s working like a dog’s breakfast? Even though her nose knows every dog has its day, she’d rather die like a dog than be dognapped by the dogcatcher. Doggedly...

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Major Mayors Muse Medical Marijuana Moot – Minor Mayor Mute

April 28, 2012
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Major Mayors Muse Medical Marijuana Moot – Minor Mayor Mute

“the case demonstrating the failure and harms of marijuana prohibition is airtight” Four former B.C. attorneys-general endorsed by B.C.’s chief provincial medical health officer in concert with nine Major B.C. Mayors, in calling for an end to marijuana prohibition, cite the Angus Reid poll confirming only 12 per cent of British Columbians support the...

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Tall Taletellers Tell Tall Tales

April 12, 2012
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Tall Taletellers Tell Tall Tales

Previous Politico Tall Taletellers 1) “I was on the hike & bike trail at 7 a.m. the day they took the Mesa down” 2) “I served in the Canadian Armed Forces” 3) “I am extremely upset that by simply saying, ‘we’re not going to turn on your water’, fruit trees can be killed”. Present...

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Despite The Spite And Might Centennial Park Lives

April 1, 2012
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Despite The Spite And Might Centennial Park Lives

In Centennial Park, from April Fools Day until the Wine Capital’s Wine Carnival Closing Ceremony Day, visiting and vacationing is tolerated.   In Centennial Park, from the Wine Carnival Closing Day until All Fools Day, there will be neither holidaying nor picnicking in the Park – No Fooling! Centennial Park deeded in perpetuity as parkland...

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When Freedom Is Outlawed Only Outlaws Will Be Free

February 6, 2012
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When Freedom Is Outlawed Only Outlaws Will Be Free

A room with a view of something askew is considered by most to be  nothing new. A café with a sight of those in the might and their plight is considered by most to be ever so right. That those in the might run from the light to do what they might is political blight. A...

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A Liberal Ode To The Liberal Party Mode

May 15, 2011
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A Liberal Ode To The Liberal Party Mode

Most sing and vote the party, despite the party’s stance That few support and vote the man, is really happenstance. ‘Cause those who vote the party, regardless of the blight will ne’er understand the men, whose conscience has such might. Brainwashed party voters “think” minorities the fright mayhap lacking independent thought prohibits seeing of...

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“Drink Coffee Right Live Longer” say Doctor Oz and Dr. Roizen.

April 10, 2011
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“Drink Coffee Right Live Longer” say Doctor Oz and Dr. Roizen.

By Right, they mean minus artificial flavourings and non-dairy creamers which bind up coffee’s inflammation fighters called polyphenols which keep your cells young and fierce. Because caffeine causes calcium excretion (about as much calcium as in two tablespoon of milk) adding natural milk products is a natural offset. Or drink it black: and use...

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