Running with Lemmings

October 11, 2012
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Every year in Canada’s True North Strong and Free at an undetermined and unannounced time the vast majority of Lost Lemmings run mindlessly toward an abyss. 

In Canada’s only True Desert lies Canada’s Wine Capital where every third year at a predetermined and much announced time, the vast majority run mindlessly from exercising their Civic Franchise.

Political Scientists claim the collective exercising of Civic, Provincial and Federal Franchises would cause a True North Strong and Free People. 

Research Scientists say that Lemmings only run when their Lackluster Lemming Leaders Lead Less than Legit Lives.

Behavioral Scientists suspect those running mindlessly from exercising their Civic Franchise do so, so as not to be Running with Lemmings.

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