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Politicos Pooh-Pooh Proclaiming Plebeian Proclamations

June 8, 2013
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Politicos Pooh-Pooh Proclaiming Plebeian Proclamations

Oliver politicos pooh-pooh people pursuing a politico proclamation, proclaiming a particular period for a particular purpose, by proclaiming Oliver a proclamation free zone,       yet . . . when Oliver Town Bylaw contravention & compliance concerns collide . . . Oliver’s politicos proclaim the Patently Hampsonian proclamation  . . . “the Town has no legal...

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Oliver’s Voter Apathy Reigns Supreme

May 19, 2013
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Oliver’s Voter Apathy Reigns Supreme

Not since the last century did Oliver’s percentage of eligible municipal election voters – voting . .  exceed 49%. Signs of the Times or Discerned Futility or  Free Financial Facts From Formulated Figures “Next year in Jerusalem”  –  Next year in Oliver the Ironical Oracle sees  . . .  . . . . 69%  

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Oliver’s Obscure, Obtuse & Obvious Officious Ongoings

April 21, 2013
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Oliver’s Obscure, Obtuse & Obvious Officious Ongoings

Citing the highest bidder’s strong knowledge of the Town, the Town’s bylaws and the Town’s Manager, “the Town” awards the obvious officious bylaw enforcement contract to the highest bidder. *************************************** With much doublespeak such as, “the councilor does not recall making the points in a single statement”, the Manager’s Mayor & Council officiously attempt...

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Nameless, Blameless & Shameless

April 12, 2013
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Nameless, Blameless & Shameless

Nameless, Blameless & Shameless Larcenous Liberal Lackeys Lure Linda Larson! Their Nameless, Blameless & Shameless attitude, incorporated in a letter to the Oliver Chronicle Editor (04.03.13) entitled, “Liberal budget benefits all”, says it all. By attaching her name to their hackneyed hyped hyperbole, is your BC Liberal Candidate just Shameless? B.C. Liberals “Cardoso” Slater...

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Elected Extinguish Electorate’s Expectations

April 4, 2013
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Elected Extinguish Electorate’s Expectations

Some B.C. Electorate’s adjectives ascribed to the Elected Liberal Party Legislature Members’ H.S.T. stance and general posturing are: Deceitful, Duplicitous, Dishonest & Pompous.    Some Oliver & Rural Electorate’s adjectives ascribed to the Elected Town Council Members’ Street & Avenue redo stance and general posturing are: Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest & Pompous. Most, if not all,...

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Military Insanity versus Civic Insanity

March 24, 2013
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Military Insanity versus Civic Insanity

Military Insanity: perpetually expecting different results from repeatedly deploying the same personnel to perform the same mission in the same manner. One could contemplate that Oliver Mayor Hovanes, after having served & soldiered in Canada’s Armed Forces, would not volunteer for such insanity. However, for 44 yrs collectively, the soldier Mayor + the cub...

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The Vagina Monologues

March 16, 2013
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The Vagina Monologues

Oliver Ironical & sunshine café colleagues confidantes cohorts & cronies endorse whatever it takes to STOP VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN AND GIRLS  http://www.vdayoliverosoyoos.org/

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Poor Folk Rich Pope Share Same Ditch

March 8, 2013
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Poor Folk Rich Pope Share Same Ditch

It matters much the height of caste one’s earthly station yet all the masses’ classes, are from the same creation. What matters most are family trees of that proliferation yet matters not their roots, are source of earth’s conflagration. Exalted tales of caste & wealth are nothing but outrageous yet were it not for lack...

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Public Quorum Question Period

March 3, 2013
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Public Quorum Question Period

The accepted definition of Quorum is: the minimum number of members of an assembly that must be present to make a meeting valid. At Oliver’s Council meetings, so seldom is the public present that publicly posed questions during the prescribed Public Quorum Question Period are as rare as rocking horse shit. Does that make...

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7 Deadly Sins – 7 Dreadly Words

February 24, 2013
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7 Deadly Sins – 7 Dreadly Words

Throughout the wise & worldly world the most dangerous seven sins are: “Wrath, Greed, Sloth, Pride, Lust, Envy and Gluttony”, all deadly once contracted. There exists no antidote.  Throughout the glib & governed globe the most dangerous seven words are: “I’m from the government, here to help”, all dreadly once contacted. There exists an...

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Free Financial Facts From Formulated Figures

February 17, 2013
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Free Financial Facts From Formulated Figures

Current Annual Report reports that the Town of Oliver’s: Boundaries encompass 1369 acres that 4825 citizens residing in 2293 households call home Assessed Land & Improvements Value = $656,365,231.00 Coffers bulge with $45,000,000.00 in accumulated surplus reserves Treasury touts more than S6,000,000.00 Cash in the Bank + Temporary Investments eking out less than 1.5% ...

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Patton Posts Poison Pen Photograph

February 2, 2013
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Patton Posts Poison Pen Photograph

Premise: Oliver Rural Petty Officer Patton proves patently positive penchant for poor perception. His Story: Is on record for not being able to remember whether or not he took the Photograph that represented nothing untoward and had he though it might, he would not have distributed it, three or four years later, to all...

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