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A Liberal Ode To The Liberal Party Mode

May 15, 2011
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A Liberal Ode To The Liberal Party Mode

Most sing and vote the party, despite the party’s stance That few support and vote the man, is really happenstance. ‘Cause those who vote the party, regardless of the blight will ne’er understand the men, whose conscience has such might. Brainwashed party voters “think” minorities the fright mayhap lacking independent thought prohibits seeing of...

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Water Water Everywhere Yet Not A Drop Riparian

May 13, 2011
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Water Water Everywhere Yet Not A Drop Riparian

  Former Fire Chief Hampson and Former Chronicle Owner, Publisher & Editor Newman continue to support their Municipal Manager’s inexplicable demeanor and judgment regarding what the Daily Oliver News calls the 87th Street rape and massacre and what most voters consider more municipal mishandling. Fortunately, for all the wrong reasons, Current Daily Oliver News...

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Oliver Grow-Op Hurt by Unlawful Demolition

April 17, 2011
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Oliver Grow-Op Hurt by Unlawful Demolition

Like a dog eating grass, the questions regarding the unwarranted and unlawful Mesa Hotel Demolition, continue to regurgitate. The long weekend in May will be remembered by most as the day they drove the Mesa down and as the day Councilor Bennest says he was jogging on the hike and bike path, where he...

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“Drink Coffee Right Live Longer” say Doctor Oz and Dr. Roizen.

April 10, 2011
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“Drink Coffee Right Live Longer” say Doctor Oz and Dr. Roizen.

By Right, they mean minus artificial flavourings and non-dairy creamers which bind up coffee’s inflammation fighters called polyphenols which keep your cells young and fierce. Because caffeine causes calcium excretion (about as much calcium as in two tablespoon of milk) adding natural milk products is a natural offset. Or drink it black: and use...

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“War of the Sidewalk Sandwich Signs”

March 17, 2011
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“War of the Sidewalk Sandwich Signs”

The “War on Drugs”, “The “War on Obesity” and The “War on Poverty” are prominent events everywhere . . . . . .except in Oliver where The “War of the Sidewalk Sandwich Signs” percolates like cowboy coffee over a hot fire while in any other Town this “Sidewalk Sandwich Sign War” would be a...

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Stepsister Bandai City Rules the Waves

March 9, 2011
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Stepsister Bandai City Rules the Waves

To create interest for the “Via 97 Project”, Oliver’s Mayor & Council entice their stepsister City of Bandai to a canoe race on Lake Chelan. Both teams practice long and hard to reach peak performance. On the big day, the Japanese win by a country mile. The Wine Capitalists are much discouraged and depressed...

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Oliver bylaws enforced Ad hoc & Ad lib

March 7, 2011
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Oliver bylaws enforced Ad hoc & Ad lib

The Town of Oliver has no legal obligation to enforce any bylaw, ever. In Oliver, it seems politically incorrect to act on a moral obligation. In Oliver, to enforce or not to enforce is the question. In Oliver, the answer to that question lies absolutely, with the appointed. In Oliver, only free enterprise business...

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Gallery

March 1, 2011
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A Clap Trap

This gallery contains 32 photos.

Coffee Revelry Jolts Politicos

March 1, 2011
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Coffee Revelry Jolts Politicos

By definition, Public officials making decisions behind closed doors, violate the Public Interest & Trust. South of the border, free democratic thinkers are steeping up a tempestuous Tea Party Rebellion. North of the border, like-minded Canadian Coffee Partiers are brewing up a steaming pot of democratic revolt. Both North & South Caffeine Campaigns mean...

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Hampson’s Secret

March 1, 2011
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Hampson’s Secret

Mayor Hampson claims to hold secret the answers as to how his Council can assist the in-town merchants to attract Southwind Crossing Shoppers into Downtown. If the Mayor had any answers would he keep them secret? If he knew anything he wouldn’t be boasting like a Banty Rooster to all / any who would...

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Self-proclamation makes you go blind

March 1, 2011
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Self-proclamation makes you go blind

As a visitor, taking in our Main Street, on any afternoon how would you know you’re in the heart of Canada’s Wine Capital if you were not previously told? The self-proclaimed Wine Capital of Canada can only proclaim but one Winery, one Pub, one closed during the “shoulder season” RV Park, one Theatre, one...

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In the 60’s, people took acid to make their world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make their world normal

March 1, 2011
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Machiavelli's Benevolent Minster & Sanctuary

Oliver’s Predilection for Political Correctness is a Symptom or a Syndrome? Are rules made by and for the rule-makers or for the good of the majority? What’s the difference between a rule-maker and a rule-enforcer? Is Political Correctness a rule and is that rule Politically Correct? The opposite of Political Correctness is Commonsense. Commonsense...

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